Central European Zone
*Talking about the incident yeaterday*
Vice principal: At least you hit him with paper and a book.
Me: Yeah, could have been worse.
Vice principal: Yeah, you could have stabbed him with a pencil.

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about Pope Francis! (Source)

Pimpin’ Pope

(…Can Mayan high priests be from a ruling family?)

"Is a ruling family considered nobility?"

(Yes.)

"There’s your answer."

fuwe:

tinyishimaru:

when you draw a character so much you memorize their design and you dont have to look at a reference

image

when you actually look back at the reference and realize youve been drawing them wrong the whole time

image

daenystargaryen:

josephinas—bidened:

dynastylnoire:

lyriciss:

angryblackwomanwatch:

Attackers Abduct 200 Nigerian Schoolgirls

Gunmen reportedly arrived at the school in Chibok, Borno state, late last night, and ordered the hostel’s teenage residents on to…

pokemondaycares:

Someone shared this with me on facebook and I thought it was an April Fool’s hoax, but apparently it’s not! I haven’t seen anything about it on tumblr yet, so I figured I’d share it. This is pretty neat!

Here’s a gameplay video

Game Website 

Play The Game here

where I found the image 

irishbadwolf:

nbcnews:

Pope washes feet of young detainees in Holy Thursday ritual
(Photo: Osservatore Romano via AFP - Getty Images)
ROME – Since he was elected leader of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Francis has proved many times over that he wants to break away from clerical privilege, come down from St. Peter’s throne and act as a humble servant of the faithful.
Read the complete story.

Meaning of Easter, right there.

irishbadwolf:

nbcnews:

Pope washes feet of young detainees in Holy Thursday ritual

(Photo: Osservatore Romano via AFP - Getty Images)

ROME – Since he was elected leader of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Francis has proved many times over that he wants to break away from clerical privilege, come down from St. Peter’s throne and act as a humble servant of the faithful.

Read the complete story.

Meaning of Easter, right there.

IT GETS BETTER READ WHAT I POSTED AFTER THAT ONE!

IT GETS BETTER READ WHAT I POSTED AFTER THAT ONE!

The best part about it is that this guy is apparently trying to get into the military and oh my fuck, you should have heard the teacher and Jesse laugh when I told them that.

Honestly, you can’t do absolutely nothing and break the rules and expect to be able to not get in trouble and to just cheat your way into passing so you can graduate. Sorry, bro, but I’m p sure the military don’t work like that, and they’ll possibly be a lot more strict on that stuff, so it’s better you put up with it now instead of being a whiny little bitch about it later.

Somehow I managed to restrain myself from beating the everliving fuck out of someone for trying I cheat off my quiz and calling me a guy when I slapped him with the paper.

Instead I slapped him with two papers and slammed a book on his hand.

Because really, if you’re going to cheat off my paper, don’t lean over and fucking ask me if I’m sure my answers are right and don’t call me a man when I get on to you for it.

Hell, what I should have done was rip the paper up!